Some of the greatest, nastiest, craziest, out of control, black eyed, red eyed, bruising, battering parties I’ve hosted are those filled with the crazy MF’s of metal and hard rock fandom.

Their are only three things you need to put on a party with a bunch of headbangin’ bastards:

1. LOTS AND LOTS OF ALCOHOL! MOSTLY BEER BUT SHOTS WILL BE DONE…OH YES…THEY WILL BE DONE!!

2. LOTS AND LOTS OF LOUD FREAKIN’ MUSIC! MOSTLY SCREAMING GUITARS BUT BALLADS WILL SNEAK IN….OH YES…THEY WILL SNEAK IN!!

3. HOT AND HORNY BABES! SEX WILL BE HAD…OH YES…AND A HEART WILL BE BROKEN…THE BREAKING WILL HAPPEN!!

In honor of the biggest party night of the year I’ve created a brand new poll. So, pick your poison!

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